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Thu 12 Feb
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Storytelling

Event Info

Age Guidance: 14+ years

Running Time: 75 minutes no interval

We're Not Getting A Dog*

*A Show Mostly Not About Dogs

By Sam Freeman

This is a story about passive aggressive letter writing, early morning jet washing and making a house a home. It’s about those who live, laugh and love meters from us, but who really, we barely know at all. 

A couple run through the rain to catch a bus.A man stares at a blank laptop screen in desperation.A woman opens an envelope to find a photo inside.A new house on a new street with new neighbours.

A roughly seventy-two minute show, read from a little black book, by a scruffy, bearded, glasses-wearing man in a red check shirt and black jeans who does not own a pressure washer.  A new storytelling show** by Sam Freeman (Every Little Hope You Ever Dreamed, Every Time I Close My Eyes).

**This show has minimal references to dogs.

Language of performance: English

Content guidance: Contains occasional strong language and surprisingly few references to dogs!

Access Needs: Please contact us to book if you have any access needs that will require suitable seating or if you need a designated wheelchair space.

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Dates & Tickets

Thursday 12 February, 2026
00:00